I try very much to mind my business in this dead end that I am stuck in for the next nine months( God knows I try). Even when I am getting distracted, I hear Papa’s voice saying ‘I need u to read well so as to claim our family land from the Ojogbo clan; but these lawyers won’t allow me *sobs.
Aunty Ogo told me only smart people become lawyers but the kain questions wey some aspiring lawyers been they ask me just dey make my head ache (pops two tablets of paracetamol, Ouch! My head still aches, *takes the whole damn sachet.. relieved).
As I was saying being dumb is a trait no lawyer is allowed to portray.
The post today is gonna be a little different, it will be in form of questions and answers———————————
(A person is walking under the hot sun dressed in black suit and shoes,Agaba in hand) My dear aspiring colleague asked “Are you a student here?”. Noooo, I came here to greet the DG.
You see someone at Marlima on the queue and u ask “Do u wanna eat?” No ooo, I came to watch the match. *mumu somebody. I am brushing my teeth on the balcony, then u ask “is that your room?” No,it is not, its the teeth brushing room. *ode..
You came into the class past 9 and there are books on some seats in the first row and then ur royal mumu self asks “Is this seat taken?” No o, your reg no is on it. *mscheeew… I am in the library at 8pm, head deep in books, then you ask, “You came to read?” Nooo, for what now, I came to grab a bite ni. You wear a brown shirt on a grey skirt for classes and u ask me “do u think my outfit is fit and proper?” Of course now,u look sombre.
Bob Osamor just introduced Tahir Mohammed as the DG, then you ask “Is that the DG?” No oo, na my papa for village. *make I give u slap. It is Monday and you ask me, what do we have today, this is your fourth week here, duh!!!
And finally,for the authors who in their acknowledgement say “to my darling wife , what would I have done without you? ” *scoffs* dear, you would have written more brain damaging books. NB: our Bar 1 students are rubbing off on us nicely o,the other day,1 of our very own said ‘courrrt starrnd’ in the most astonishing of ways. *thumbs up bebe*.
*Bows, I need to go now. Off to the tailor at Mammy for the measurement of the suit I will wear for dinner.
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My heartfelt condolences to all those that got shot by these subs.. Rotflmao.. I have a question too, Is this a blog?
behold the learned clan!!! i really must come visit the DG too